This is a public service announcement particularly for my friends who are girls. If you get queasy about that sort of thing, maybe reading this post isn’t for you.
I know I’ve had conversations with some of you about hating to go pee and putting it off as long as possible. It’s just so inconvenient! DON’T DO IT. Go pee when you have to go pee. Otherwise, you will get a urinary tract infection, and it will make you want to die. I AM NOT KIDDING. Worse than agonizing death. Also, the most appropriate punishment for not wanting to go pee, because then you have to constantly, but then it hurts like hell when you do. Then they give you medicine that turns it orange and hot pink, which is, admittedly, kind of fun. But not worth it. So, go pee. All the time, go pee. Always lots of peeing when you need to.
This is the end of my blog on peeing. Do it.