Category Archives: epic fail

(Not Actually) Quickly!

Earlier, Soren wanted bubbles, so I made a batch of bubbles. “I bow bubble!” He said. Then he blew his first successful bubble. Our church teaches from Baby Wise. Let me say that again: OUR CHURCH TEACHES FROM BABY WISE. … Continue reading

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Dumm.b.

“Dear Lindsey,” I imagine you all (you?) writing, “What is with the hideously boring play-by-plays about Soren’s sleep habits? Do you honestly think any of us (I) care? We (I) don’t. Pull it together, lady. Love, your readers (reader).” I’m … Continue reading

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Be warned

Citi card rewards (like, credit card rewards, or “rewards,” from Citi) are horrible. We’re playing around with various ways that we could use a couple of free hotel nights we have from our Hyatt card, so we looked up plane … Continue reading

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I think it’s important that I write at least two blogs in February, right?

What does one even say after not blogging for nearly a month? Despite a four and a half day weekend, followed by a snow day, still silence? A week without facebook, even? I’m sorry, blog. I’ve neglected you. Please forgive … Continue reading

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NaBloFailPo

uh-oh! First, it was our anniversary, which everyone knows means that you don’t have to blog. Then, I was throwing up, which, well, ditto. Someone vomits on your repeatedly, it naturally follows that you will likewise need to vomit repeatedly. … Continue reading

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FAIL

All I do is try to give and give and give to you people. All wordpress does it try to stop and stop and stop me from giving things to you. Actually, it doesn’t try to stop me; it actually … Continue reading

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Panties in a Bunch

On Sunday, I nearly walked out of church. If I had been sitting on the aisle, I would have. There was a veterans thing during the service, which, if done properly would have only elicited a slight twinge of perceived … Continue reading

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No, THIS is a cop out blog

Dude, I was totally going to post a picture of Soren, but the uploader has just failed me repeatedly, and I totally could have rambled on and on and on about something meaningful or meaningless for a long time in … Continue reading

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Ch- Ch- Ch- Chia! I mean, Cheater.

I cheated ONCE in my educational career, and it is an event burned into my memory for all of time. I was sitting on my right knee, seated across from Mallory J., who everyone knew was the smartest kid in … Continue reading

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Currently…

…addicted to reading this website. http://myobsaidwhat.com/

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