Category Archives: fail

all kinds of red faced

Hello neglected blog reader. Have you noticed that I’ve actually written something several of the past few days? I’ve been thinking of you. Trying to use sketches from my life to entertain and enlighten you. Give you something with which … Continue reading

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War wounds.

Louis, Soren, and I joined the Kroc Center last night, and Soren and I went for the first time today. For only $20 a month, you can leave your kiddo at play care for up to 2 hours every single … Continue reading

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Public Service Announcement

The first time we took Soren to California at the ripe old age of 2 1/2 weeks, I looked for a few items on Craigslist to keep down there. Toting, say, a pack-n-play back and forth seemed excessive. One of … Continue reading

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Pathetic Failure

Yeah, I missed yesterday. I know. I’m disappointed in me, too. We went to the Coeur d’Alene lighting festival and fireworks, and I planned to blog when we got home. Soren, in case you were wondering, mostly slept through his … Continue reading

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win win win!

Today, I drank a carbonated beverage (a clementine Izze, of course), and did not endure mind-numbingly painful heartburn for the next six hours. It was incredible. I am not pregnant. Today, I wore my apron with the tie tied behind … Continue reading

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bleh.

It’s the infamous seventh day of NaBloPoMo slump. What the hell am I supposed to write about? We hung out with Brad and Christina at the Mother’s Haven sale and then had lunch at Great Harvest Bread Company? I bought … Continue reading

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Not Quite Savings

Soren hasn’t slept in a chunk longer than 4 hours since Daylight Savings of Doom. We’ve even put him down at what would have been the usual time we put him down, and still he wakes up early. He’s also … Continue reading

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uhh

NOW there are videos on flickr. I was only kidding last time. Rather, I was only inept last time.

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This time with 50% more exciting!

So, we had our first trip to labor and delivery today. Oh, yes. It’s kind of a long story with lots of ums and ahs, but there was fluid that was suspicious, and as my midwife was at the hospital … Continue reading

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renamed: TACT: YOU CANNOT HAZ.

Today, I was standing in the copy room at the office, going through the contents of my box while my kiddo worked on his “wait” goal. I love easy to target goals. Anyway, a woman who (I think) works as … Continue reading

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