Category Archives: sad

(Not Actually) Quickly!

Earlier, Soren wanted bubbles, so I made a batch of bubbles. “I bow bubble!” He said. Then he blew his first successful bubble. Our church teaches from Baby Wise. Let me say that again: OUR CHURCH TEACHES FROM BABY WISE. … Continue reading

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That’s all I got.

Being puked on by your child without even remotely considering setting the sad creature down is, I think, the final frontier to adulthood. We’re all grown up now.

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I’m going to go ahead and copy all of the information from this great handout I found down below rather than depend on anyone to click the link. This is the link, if you want to see for yourself. At … Continue reading

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on being a mother

Anymore, whenever I hear about men in sad straits or boys killed in accidents, I cry. I was never much of a crier before Soren was born. I was just reading an article about that Luger who died, and I’ve … Continue reading

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400th Post! Celebrate!

I’ve discovered that Waste Your Life television is good for the gym. All of the machines at the facility to which we belong (the one with the super awesome googling department) have televisions with CABLE! on them, and TLC is … Continue reading

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Things not to tell your pregnant wife

If you are in any kind of delicate condition, I do not recommend reading the words in this blog. Ooh and aah at the picture, by all means, but don’t read it. Google image “rupert the deer,” but do not … Continue reading

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Follow-up to mah blog about torture

OH MY GOSH, I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW. What the eff is wrong with these people? Has anyone who goes to church even heard of Jesus? This isn’t Christianity; this is GeorgeWBushity. Please, please, please stop calling yourself Christians … Continue reading

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A misguided ethicist

I just read an article on npr that discusses some of the issues surrounding “megamultiple” births. You can read it here by clicking on this blue text here. It’s actually pretty short, so do it. I happen to not be … Continue reading

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Let me tell you about my day.

I did not sleep last night. I was up throwing up repeatedly and being unable to breathe due to the nasty cold I’ve acquired. So, I called in sick, and spent most of my day in bed, woeful. I have … Continue reading

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Yesterday, two of my co-workers went to visit the kiddo who was in the accident. They said he was alert (and is giving thumbs up/down in response to yes/no questions). However, he isn’t using the left side of his body … Continue reading

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